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• Again by unwilling and unnamed volunteers

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PERCEIVED AUTHORITY
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Eisenstein Primes

• The 1st, 3rd, 5th, 7th, 11th, 13th frame of the
  original copy of the Battleship Potemkin.
• When presented in reverse order they contain
  stenographic messages such as the one that tells
  us that IPv6 will be deployed universally at
  exactly the same time as DNSSEC

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PORT
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While Still Fresh

• Scampi is battered and fried
• But cooked only after its died
• The rulers are straight
• And resigned to their fate
• But a lobster is boiled alive

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Fart

• Its a strange side effect of the beer
• Better not excercised with folk near
• But with airco Im sure
• That the air is not pure
• And you are breathing some left from last year

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Bridge turned Bra

• Now Tesco sells all sorts of follies
• Bread and butter, bras, panties and brollies
• Now it's routers as well
• They're attempting to sell
• Add a switch and a bridge to your trollies

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Stun Gun

• Scott's laser waved forward and back
• As he talked of the ToxBot attack
• He had it on stun
• We think, but for one
• Slide of Bill, which he shot in the back

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From the land of endless laughs.

• Be kind to our short Swedish chum
• He isn't inclined to be glum
• He attempted a joke
• With some government folk
• But in english it wasn't much fun

This Limmerick is also not funny in Swedish
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And Bowie sang.

• At the Kras, this week has been smashing
• The glasses and plates have been crashing
• You can't get the staff
• Are they having a laugh
• Or a practice for Agenda bashing

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OUT-IN

• Our hats we take off to Sabine
• for her work on the Numbering scene.
• We all shout, "Chapeau!
• But she now has to go.
• So thank you indeed, dear Sabine!

• There was a young fellow named Dave,
• who fame surely never did crave.
• When the tellers had done,
• 't was found that he'd won,
• that sterling young fellow, our Dave.

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So cultural after all from the RIPE NCC here is

• They say that you must be aware
• Dont throw up your hands in despair
• Forget your sixteen
• 32 will be seen
• Are you ready or not - who will care

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A Matter of Serious Trust

• Who to trust. That's the question, we sigh
• Is it Verisign, Geoff, you or I
• The answer we shout
• Without shadow of doubt
• Would be Bert, let's applaud him, we cry!

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I need a drink

• Of this September's RIPE what shall I tell?
• Of working groups and plen'ry's nodding doze
• The lunches at the Kras, the puddings fell
• Which waistlines pad and choiceful questions pose
• The op'ning evening bash, with beer replete
• Was but a portent of the hid'eous hell
• Of AMSIX party, smoke-filled, cocktails sweet
• And noxious, coloured lewdly bright as well

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• Ole, his organ blown before us all
• In church, what's more, the mightiest in the land
• In fact, he's blessed with two, both large and
  small
• And showed us both, the little and the grand.
• The cry goes up, "Let working groups be dead!
• Let's concentrate on socials now instead

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ELOUS
ARIN has a problem, we note
Their members can't read, (see footnote)
So they've written a book
Full of pictures. They look.
At the policy, then go and vote.
()Yeah yeah, we are generalizing
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All those lovely blocks
And now.
Exclusively.
For the Secret Working Group
The NCC-Lego Photopic Collection
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Pawliks Vehicle
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An internal course on IP prefixes
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Rendek, dancing YMCA
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Rendek and Pawlik bragging about their frequent
flyer status
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And getting an argument about it
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• So Axel likes playing with blocks
• And creating departments in flocks
• Now we're starting to know
• Why his costs are so low
• He's been buying his staff by the box

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Next Time
Elbonia
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