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Title: Suck This Incorporated


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Suck This Incorporated
  • Our company specializes in providing original
    gourmet suckers to the public at a fraction of
    the price.
  • It is our obligation to manufacture only the
    highest quality suckers and the most popular
    flavors found on the market.
  • Click here to see a list of flavors.

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A list of our Delicious flavorsClick on each
flavor to get brief description of taste.
  • Brussel sprouts
  • Worms
  • Seafood Delights
  • Liver Cheese
  • Dirt
  • Grass
  • Boogers
  • Tofu
  • Lard
  • Soap
  • Shit
  • Kosters Specialty

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1-800 Suc This toll free 24 hours
  • Brussel sprouts We have one word to describe
    this taste.. FOLIAGE. It is just like tearing
    into a big hearty leaf.
  • Worms For those who are more into flesh eating,
    heres the treat for you. All different species
    of worms are available.
  • Seafood Delight You like seafood? Well, weve
    put together a special mixture of the finest
    catches from the Atlantic. Raw tuna, salmon,
    shrimp, squid, and jellyfish rolled into every
    one!

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  • Liver cheese For all those who suffer from
    bulimia, this is your sucker! Guaranteed to
    induce vomiting every time.
  • Dirt If its more nutrients and minerals you
    crave this is the sucker for you. Warning may
    include small amounts of worm and mole crap.
  • Grass Have you ever licked your lawn? Well,
    that about sums up the taste of this one.

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  • Boogers When you are confined to a public
    atmosphere, and you cant pick and eat your own,
    we have got the next best thing.
  • Tofu This all-American vegetarian style sucker
    contains only the finest soybeans ever found. It
    is as if you were just sucking on a big soybean.
  • Lard If your health is not an issue, and youre
    just looking for a good old fashion taste, this
    one is for you.

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1-800 Suc This toll free 24 hours
  • Soap If youve got bad breath, then kill the
    odor with our famous soap flavored suckers. Also
    for those fun disciplining parents, heres the
    punishment for you (available in a variety of
    scents).
  • Shit For those who eat their own feces for
    nutrition, weve put the nutrients and flavor in
    a sucker. It tastes just like Shit!!!
  • Kosters Specialty Straight from Bellarmines
    own kitchen. A blend of Kosters own special
    goodies. A real surprise in every bite!!
    (Ingredients Unknown)

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Prices Vary! Master card and Visa highly
accepted.
  • By Allison Kleinhenz
  • and Aaron Broyles
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