Wage and Benefit Assessment

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The Difference Between
Cats and Dogs
EXCERPTS FROM A DOG'S DIARY...
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EXCERPTS FROM A DOG'S DIARY
Day Number 180 800 a.m. - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY
FAVORITE! 930 a.m. - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY
FAVORITE! 940 a.m. - OH BOY! A WALK! MY
FAVORITE! 1130 a.m. - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY
FAVORITE! 100 p.m - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY
FAVORITE! 400 p.m - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY
FAVORITE! 500 p.m - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY
FAVORITE! 530 p.m - OH BOY! MOM! MY
FAVORITE! Day Number 181 800 a.m. - OH BOY! DOG
FOOD! MY FAVORITE! 930 a.m. - OH BOY! A CAR
RIDE! MY FAVORITE! 940 a.m. - OH BOY! A WALK! MY
FAVORITE! 1130 a.m. - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY
FAVORITE! 100 p.m - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY
FAVORITE! 400 p.m - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY
FAVORITE! 500 p.m - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY
FAVORITE! 530 p.m - OH BOY! MOM! MY
FAVORITE! Day Number 182 800 a.m. - OH BOY! DOG
FOOD! MY FAVORITE! 930 a.m. - OH BOY! A CAR
RIDE! MY FAVORITE! 940 a.m. - OH BOY! A WALK! MY
FAVORITE! 1130 a.m. - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY
FAVORITE! 100 p.m - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY
FAVORITE! 400 p.m - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY
FAVORITE! 500 p.m - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY
FAVORITE! 530 p.m - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!
GO TO EXCERPTS FROM A CAT'S DIARY...
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EXCERPTS FROM A CAT'S DIARY
Day Number 752 - My captors continue to taunt me
with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine
lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat
dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is
the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I
get from ruining the occasional piece of
furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another
houseplant. Day Number 761 - Today my attempt to
kill my captors by weaving around their feet
while they were walking almost succeeded, must
try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt
to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I
once again induced myself to vomit on their
favorite chair...must try this on their bed. Day
Number 765 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them
the headless body, in attempt to make them aware
of what I am capable of, and to try to strike
fear into their hearts. They only cooed and
condescended about what a good little cat I
was...Hmmm. Not working according to plan. Day
Number 768 - I am finally aware of how sadistic
they are. For no good reason I was chosen for the
water torture. This time however it included a
burning foamy chemical called "shampoo." What
sick minds could invent such a liquid. My only
consolation is the piece of thumb still stuck
between my teeth. Day Number 771 - There was
some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I
was placed in solitary throughout the event.
However, I could hear the noise and smell the
food odor. More importantly I overheard that my
confinement was due to MY power of "allergies."
Must learn what this is and how to use it to my
advantage. Day Number 774 - I am convinced the
other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches.
The dog is routinely released and seems more than
happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The
bird on the other hand has got to be an
informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am
certain he reports my every move. Due to his
current placement in the metal room his safety is
assured. But I can wait, it is only a matter of
time...
QUIT
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Without a doubt, one of the most
thought-provoking jokes is Eat right, stay
fit, die anyway. Do you ever think about that
fact... that you will one day die? Life has so
many joys... it has so much love and laughter,
but the cold fact of death is the ultimate wet
blanket. The great Russian novelist Leo Tolstoy
said, "What is life for? To die? To kill myself
at once? No, I am afraid. To wait for death until
it comes? I fear that even more. Then I must
live. But what for? In order to die? And I could
not escape from that circle." Jesus Christ
destroyed that "circle." When true conversion
takes place death loses its sting. Life is no
longer futile. Whether you have contemplated
suicide or not, please consider this thought. If
there was one chance in a million that Jesus
Christ abolished death (as the Bible claims),
then you owe it to your good sense just to check
it out (you have nothing to lose). The way to see
if you need the Savior is to look for a moment at
the Ten Commandments. Let's do that. Have you
ever lied (even once--fibs, white lies, etc.)?
Ever stolen (anything--the value is irrelevant)?
Jesus said, "Whoever looks upon a woman to lust
after her, has committed adultery already with
her in his heart." Have you ever looked with
lust? If you have said "Yes" to these three
questions, by your own admission, you are a
lying, thieving, adulterer at heart and we've
only looked at three of the Ten Commandments.
Will you be innocent or guilty on the Day of
Judgment? You know that you will be guilty, and
therefore end up in Hell. That's not God's will.
He provided a way for you to be forgiven. He sent
His Son to take your punishment "God commended
His love toward us, in that, while we were yet
sinners, Christ died for us." He was bruised for
our iniquities. Jesus then rose from the dead and
defeated death. Pray something like this "Dear
God, I repent of all of my sins (name them). This
day I put my trust in Jesus Christ as my Lord and
Savior. Please forgive me and grant me your gift
of everlasting life. In Jesus' name I pray. Amen"
Then read the Bible daily and obey what you read
(see John 1421). God will never let you down. By
the way, thank you for taking the time to read
this. If you want to know more, please visit
http//www.needGod.com/.
Really Quit This Time