Totally Absurd Inventions

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Totally Absurd Inventions

• (VanCleave, 2001)

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Examples

• Three-legged panty hose
• When a run appears in one leg
• Gourd head
• A shaped plastic mold that can be fitted over a
  growing vegetable with a heart-shaped eggplant
  (for example) resulting

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More examples

• Skin stencil
• Baseball cap worn backward with team name
  stenciled in the band so that when a fan gets a
  sunburn, the teams name will appear on the
  forehead
• Toilet lights
• Waterproof lights mounted under the toilet seat
  to help the aim of the late-night visitor

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One more example

• Alarm fork
• Once you shovel food into your mouth, a red light
  comes on
• You can take another bite only when the light
  turns green
• Aids in weight loss

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