GEORGE W. BUSH. JOHN. KERRY. COLIN. POWELL. RALPH. NADER

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Why Did The Chicken Cross the Road?
GEORGE W. BUSH
JOHN KERRY
COLIN POWELL
RALPH NADER
PAT BUCHANAN
BILL CLINTON
AL GORE
RUSH LIMBAUGH
MARTHA STEWART
JOHN LENNON
M. LUTHER KING JR.
DR. SEUSS
ERNEST HEMINGWAY
BILL GATES
CAPTAIN KIRK
BARBARA WALTERS
ARISTOTLE
KARL MARX
SIGMUND FREUD
ALBERT EINSTEIN
COLONEL SANDERS
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Why Did The Chicken Cross the Road?
GEORGE W. BUSH

• We don't really care why the chicken crossed the
  road. We just want to know if the chicken is on
  our side of the road or not. The chicken is
  either against us or for us. There is no middle
  ground regarding this chicken.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross the Road?
JOHN KERRY

• Although I originally voted to let the chicken
  cross the road, I am now against it!

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Why Did The Chicken Cross the Road?
COLIN POWELL

• Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly
  see the satellite image of the chicken crossing
  the road.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross the Road?
RALPH NADER

• The chicken's habitat on the other side of the
  road had been polluted by unchecked industrial
  greed. The chicken did not reach the unspoiled
  habitat on the other side of the road because it
  was crushed by the wheels of a gas-guzzling SUV.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross the Road?
PAT BUCHANAN

• That chicken crossed the road to steal the job of
  a decent, hardworking American.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross the Road?
BILL CLINTON

• I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. And
  what is your definition of chicken, anyway?

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Why Did The Chicken Cross the Road?
AL GORE

• I invented the chicken!

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Why Did The Chicken Cross the Road?
MARTHA STEWART

• No one called me to warn me which way that
  chicken was going. I had a
• standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my
  eggs when the price dropped to a certain level.
  No little bird gave me any insider information.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross the Road?
JOHN LENNON

• Imagine all the chickens crossing the road
  togetherin peace.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross the Road?
MARTIN LUTHER KING JR.

• I envision a world where all chickens will be
  free to cross roads without having their motives
  called into question.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross the Road?
RUSH LIMBAUGH

• I don't know why the chicken crossed the road,
  but I'll bet it was getting a government grant to
  cross the road, and I'll bet that somebody out
  there is already forming a support group to help
  chickens with crossing-the-road syndrome. Can you
  believe this? How much more of this can real
  Americans take? Chickens crossing the road paid
  for by their tax dollars. And when I say tax
  dollars, I'm talking about your money, money the
  government took from you to build a road for
  chickens to cross!

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Why Did The Chicken Cross the Road?
DR. SEUSS

• Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it
  with a toad? Yes, the chicken went across the
  road. But as for the reason, I've not been told.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross the Road?
ERNEST HEMINGWAY

• The chicken crossed the road to die in the rain.
  Alone.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross the Road?
BILL GATES

• I have just released eChicken2004, which will not
  only cross roads, but
• will lay eggs, file your important documents, and
  balance your checkbook...and Internet Explorer is
  an integral part of eChicken.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross the Road?
BARBARA WALTERS

• Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will
  be listening to the chicken tell, for the first
  time, the heartwarming story of how it
  experienced a serious case of molting, and went
  on to accomplish its lifelong dream of crossing
  the road.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross the Road?
ARISTOTLE

• It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross the Road?
KARL MARX

• It was an historic inevitability that the chicken
  would cross the road.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross the Road?
CAPTAIN KIRK

• The chicken crossed the road to boldly go where
  no chicken had ever gone before.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross the Road?
SIGMUND FREUD

• The fact that you are at all concerned that the
  chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying
  sexual insecurity.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross the Road?
ALBERT EINSTEIN

• Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the
  road move beneath the chicken?

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Why Did The Chicken Cross the Road?
COLONEL SANDERS

• I missed one?