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Mudge House Newsletter and Calendar February
2006


Snap, crackle, pop. These are familiar noises for
one of the worlds most popular breakfast foods.
Can you guess what that is? TOFU! If you guessed
tofu, you are on the right track, but
unfortunately, that is the incorrect answer. Tofu
is an excellent food though and should be
consumed by the dozen. Cereal was the correct
answer. Often people say breakfast is the most
important meal of the day. Why not have breakfast
three times a day, or even 20 times a day for
that matter? You can enjoy cereal in a garden, on
a different plant (preferably the planet E.T.
descended from), or even on top of Mt. Rushmore.
Anyway you enjoy cereal equals a party in your
mouth! Now, the top 10 list of breakfast
cereals 10. Coco Pebbles Having chocolate for
breakfast should be against the law. After the
cereal is gone, you can slurp up the chocolate
flavored milk like a dog. 9. Fruit Loops Fruit
is also an essential part of the diet. Why not
eat fruit in a loop? 8. Honeycomb I didn't
realize how much I liked these until I caught my
dad eating some out of my box and got mad!
Honeycomb, Honeycomb, me want Honeycomb. 7.
Trix Now we have cereal in the shape of fruit,
even more convincing that you are fulfilling your
fruit needs. I think Trix should be shared with
rabbits though and all big eared animals alike.
6. Lucky Charms Unlike what the name implies,
you do not become lucky after eating these. You
can pretend that you are lucky, but nothing will
really happen to you. 5. Captain Crunch ( Berry
Berry is the best ) This cereal would have no way
made the list if there weren't those crunch
berries. I remember as a child going through and
picking out each berry. Delicious! 4. Boo
Berry For a time this cereal was taken off of the
shelf. I consider that the "Dark Ages" of cereal.
If you like cereal and the color blue, this ones
for you! 3. Count Chocula If you let the
marshmallows sit for so long, they become nothing
short of perfect. Plus, when you eat the cereal,
you can think of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. 2.
Cookie Crisp A cookie for breakfast is not longer
unheard of. Buy 24 boxes to yield approximately
5,672 cookies in total. 1. Fruity Pebbles The
NUMBER 1 is definitely NUMBER 1, simply for the
way the milk tastes when you are finished.
Yabadabadoo is what you will feel when you eat
this cereal (in the remembrance of Fred
Flinstone)! By Kate Cummings
Valentines Day Suggestions from the Hopeless
Romantic By Eva Lin Tired of the same old
Valentines Day gifts? Chocolates and roses are
always nice, but here are some romantic ideas to,
as Ludacris would say, sweet yo woman right off
of her feet(or man). Blow up pink, red, and
white balloons (or her favorite color) and stick
notes of why you love her inside each balloon.
Tie pieces of ribbon to ends of the balloons and
put them all over her room or tie all the ribbons
together to form a bouquet will be wonderfully
surprised, unless she is allergic to latexthen
she will still be surprised, but not in a good
way. Shout your love to the world by painting
the fence saying, I You ____(insert
name)! or anything else you want to say. If you
cant paint the fence, chalking the sidewalks of
CMU can also do the trick. Just make sure its a
path he takes! Take a stack of post-it notes
(extra points for cute shapes and colors) and
write on each one compliments, inside jokes,
memories, quotes, or reasons why you love him and
place them all over her room, putting them in
surprise places (books, walls, ceiling, etc.) so
that he can sporadically find them throughout the
next few weeks. Cut out coupons in the shape of
paper hearts of assorted colors and write a note
on each one (ex. redeemable for a walk through
Schenley or good for a lunch date at insert
favorite restaurant, etc). Place the hearts in a
clear jar for her to dispose at her own will.
Revamp your dorm room into an Italian
restaurant, complete with romantic saxophone
music, a dinner for two, and perhaps some old
school slow dancing, like your grandma used to
do. Feel free to get more creative and add your
own magical touch! And dont forget to let
friends and family know that you love them
toosend a card home to mom and dad, maybe even
send some flowers, and give your friends
Valentines. SHARE THE LOVE!!!
Top 10 Movies Not to Watch on Valentines Day
Date! But I will probably watch them
anywayz 10. Saw II 9. Saving Private Ryan 8.
Black Hawk Down 7. Rambo First Blood Part II 6.
Bloodsport 5. High Tension 4. Monster 3. Sweet
November 2. Clockwork Orange 1. Closer Compiled
by Eugene Hsia
The world is 70 covered by water. The rest is
covered by Troy Polamalu. Sorry to all the
non-football fans about the Steelers Mania going
on. It is actually sanctioned by the city
administrators. I am even more sorry to you
Seahawk fans!
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