Jonathan Tsao

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Eta Kappa Nu, Mu Cow Awards
The Good Citizen Award is presented to
Jonathan Tsao
for saving the President from the Mafia
__________________________ Jessica Lii, President
Fall 2002
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Eta Kappa Nu, Mu Cow Awards
Winner of the Eveready Battery Inc. Energizer
Battery Campaign
Mimi Yang
she keeps going and going and
__________________________ Jessica Lii, President
Fall 2002
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Eta Kappa Nu, Mu Cow Awards
The Most Secure Password Award
Morgan Chen
__________________________ Jessica Lii, President
Fall 2002
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Eta Kappa Nu, Mu Cow Awards
Mu.T.V. Rapper of the Year Award
Puff Nickey
for his rendition of Sodas Paradise
__________________________ Jessica Lii, President
Fall 2002
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Eta Kappa Nu, Mu Cow Awards
Mu.T.V. Songwriter of the Year Award
Alex FAByface Fabrikant
for the highly acclaimed Sodas Paradise
__________________________ Jessica Lii, President
Fall 2002
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Eta Kappa Nu, Mu Cow Awards
Most Likely to Get Ruffled
Lorentz Muffins Shyu
__________________________ Jessica Lii, President
Fall 2002
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Eta Kappa Nu, Mu Cow Awards
Most Likely To Get A Date
Jiong Shen
Jiong is looking for a special person. He's 21
and born a Leo. If you've ever met Jiong, you
know what a fun-loving and romantic guy he is. He
loves life and will share his happiness with you.
Jiong is fearless but well-mannered and knows how
to treat a lady right. He will cook you dinner,
and he knows good music. He can even prepare
breakfast, if necessary. He will show you a good
time on any occasion. Finally, Jiong would like
to go on a date. In conclusion, Jiong is 21,
fun-loving, culinarily-advantaged, and looking
for a date. E-mail him at jshen_at_hkn. Let your
friends know.
__________________________ Jessica Lii, President
Fall 2002
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Eta Kappa Nu, Mu Cow Awards
Devesh owes everybody a Special Award
__________________________ Jessica Lii, President
Fall 2002
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Eta Kappa Nu, Mu Cow Awards
Most Likely to be Found Browsing http//daddyslitt
leslut.com
Nick Chen
__________________________ Jessica Lii, President
Fall 2002
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Eta Kappa Nu, Mu Cow Awards
Most Likely to Seduce Candidates with a Foreign
Language
Candice Tsay
Will you dance with me? Will you have a drink
with me? Excuse me. Theres an old lady
behind the counter. I love you.
__________________________ Jessica Lii, President
Fall 2002
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Eta Kappa Nu, Mu Cow Awards
The Purple Heart Award is presented to
Rupert Chen
for courage and bravery in the line of
duty (against Byrons Broomball stick)
__________________________ Jessica Lii, President
Fall 2002
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Eta Kappa Nu, Mu Cow Awards
Dereks Initiative/Effort Award is presented to
Mimi Yang
Mimi has done and exceptional job as an officer
for HKN. She approaches her job with enthusiasm,
and is determined to perform tasks in a timely
fashion and to the best of her ability. Many
times this semester, she has surpassed
expectations and taken the extra step. She is
quick to volunteer whenever help is needed, and
is also active in making contributions to
brain-storming and decision-making processes. She
has shown that she really cares for the
well-being and growth of our society. --Derek Ng
__________________________ Jessica Lii, President
Fall 2002