HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO GO TO SPACE

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HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO GO TO SPACE?

• Do you have more money than you could possibly
  ever hope to spend in your entire lifetime?

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Well, thats quite nice to hear hows your wife
and kids? Dont have any? Wanna get away from
them if you have some? Wanna impress some new
ladies?

• O ho ho ho ho ho then you should travel into
  space.

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THINK OF THE PICK UP LINES

• People who have been to outer space are the new
  Van Halen, the new Guns N Roses, the new
  Beatles.
• Women love the fellas who have been higher than
  Tom Leary, higher than the Columbia Shuttle,
  higher than a fat kid on a trampoline.

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For a mere several million dollars

• You could reach for the stars.
• Although, well only make it to Mars.
• Release yourself from those prison bars called
  gravity.
• Did we mention ladies love the men who have been
  to space?

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• You could possibly learn alien languages!
• If youre considered overweight, in OUTER SPACE
  you it shant matter.
• You cant lose weight in space! You dont have
  weight! Roflroflrofl