New Zealand Group

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Concurso
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How to survive the first 100 days of a
relationship
(romantic)
IDIOMA MODERN II / CA 3
NEW ZEALAND GROUP
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in the current society, we find a disparity
of criteria and attitudes and we realize
that people have different points of view
about the idea of being romantic. Thus, in our
essay, you'll find different personal choices
showing the vision of the vision of a young
man -who lives abroad in the land of men in
skirts- the vision of our sweet Lord Enric
Byron the vision of one girl (Sex the City)
and, finally, the vision of our own Homer
Simpson. 
SCENE
Introduction
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• I assume that if you need to know how to survive
  100 days of a romantic relationship is because
  you are everything but.
•  Ill give you some friend advise to know how to
  pass for a very romantic person.
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• What should I look?  Long hair and a permanent
  three
• days of stubble, will help to look very romantic
  (This
• doesn't work if you are a girl, however).
• "The way I look really doesn't matter much to
  me.

Please, dont exaggerate

• How do I dress? Forget your jeans and your cowboy
  boots. A romantic person always dresses as if he
  were Lord Byron.

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• OK romantic. It's very important the way you
  communicate
• with the other person. Yes... you have to
  communicate... sorry
• but no deal with this. You have to talk very
  calm, as if you were
• always searching the correct word
• How should I communicate? You have to talk
• very calm, as if you were always searching the
• correct word, as if you are waiting for divine
• inspiration to say the most beautiful of all the
• words.

Romantic people talk (Increase the pace if you
see the other person begins to fall asleep)
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• What should I say?  Never forget calling the
  other person things like honey or darling, every
  two or three sentences.
•   If you talk about music, you must know that
  not every ballad is romantic music. So, be
  careful , no AC/DC, Scorpions or Iron Maiden.
  You must know, as well, that the "Macarena" is
  not a love song. Instead, Barbra Streisand is a
  safe choice.
• Finally, don't hesitate using the secret
  weapon... the magic words...
•  If you were in the Titanic, your eyes would
  probably melt the Iceberg...
•   The shortest word I know is I, the sweetest
  word I know is love, and the person I never
  forget is you.
•   Your hand on my hand, my gaze into your eyes,
• your kisses in my mouth, my soul in your
• tenderness ... My love for you.

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I will try to give my tips for girls 
However, your future relationship will be
successful, if you convince your boy to do
this Masters degree   
COURSE FOR MEN (approximately 420
hours). PROGRAM 1.  Courses in the series
"Learn to trust You can be co-pilot" "Opting
for Your  Partner "Men also ask when they get
lost. (70 Hours) 2.  You can also Iron. (15
hours Theory and Practice 80 hours)     3.  How
to preserve the beauty of your feet "cut your
nails! Try it!" (Includes Kit Scissors mark
"Eagle" - 5 Hours) 4. You and the Electrocution
"Advantages of hiring a technician to arrange
the house" (120 Hours) 5. How can you fill the
ice bucket, step by step (10 hours)
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6. Survival I "How to fry an egg" (30 hours)
7. Survival II "Its possible to clean the
bathroom (40 hours)
8. How to leave the toilet seat down, step by
step (with Slides-25 hours)
9. The TV remote control "Overcome your
dependence" (75 hours)
10.  Your Clothes How to fold and put away (15
hours Theory and Practice 10 hours)   
11. Great historical mistakes "The chair and its
role as a hanger" (20 hours)
12.  The washing machine "That great unknown" (5
hours)
We deliver to all students a CERTIFICATE OF
INTENT OF SELF-IMPROVEMENT
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How to survive the first 100 days of a
relationship (with a girl like mine) 
Ive been told women like tenderness, care, and
sweet words, but my girlfriend has taught me that
this is just a myth.
..here are some tips if you ever start a
relationship with an ex-lesbian-former wrestler
currently trucker girl.

• Tell her that the hair in her legs and armpits is
  sexy, and brush it every once in a while to prove
  her your total commitment.

• She likes to fight (her nickname during her days
  as wrestler was The Man.) so dont be afraid to
  serve as a sparring partner and become the woman
  in the relationship

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If you thought that whiskey, heavy metal and
motorbikes were just for men, forget it.
I hope that my advice is helpful to all of
those who suffer in silence as I do, but whose
love is stronger than the fear.

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In case you fall in love, you can discover that
it will be as a poetic or as dramatic one .
Survive to a Romantic Relationship? Is it
possible when you are man?
Well, its not impossible, but it takes some
work, and of course, you need some clues. If you
dont want a breakup in your relationship, try
following   five advices
1. Who has the power?  One of the deadliest
killers of relationships is the competitive urge,
it is a kind of game that youre tying to win.
For this reason Have you always the last word!
(Its alright, sweetheart in my case)
2. Say youre sorry if you make mistakes. Women
appreciate a man who can admit when he is wrong
and say sorry for something he has done. She
always forgives you when she's wrong.  And more
over   Whenever you're wrong, admit it, and
whenever you're right, shut up. 
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3. You need to listen to your partner. If you
cant listen to the person you love, theres a
problem. Try to stay interested and focused on
what she is saying. But if you want your girl to
listen and pay attention to every word you say
... then talk in your sleep. 
zzzzzz beerpzz
4. Pay attention to her clothes. Give
compliments- Women need to feel pretty. Women
want to feel like they are the most attractive
person in the world. Certainly, my wife dresses
to kill. She also cooks the same way.
5. To be romantic. Romantic dinners are always a
sure value she loves restaurants, candles and
soft music.      some people ask me the secret
of my long relationship. And the answer is, we
go to a restaurant two times a week. A little
candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She
goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. 
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All these items are in the good way(??),
but.....maybe you need others I dont know,
because the secret to make happy a woman ....
today remains a secret
I never apologise. Im sorry, but thats just
the way I am
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NEW ZEALAND GROUP
María del Pilar  Gonzálvez  Pascualmgonzalvezp_at_uo
c.edu
Enric  Muñoz  Villanuevaenmuvi_at_uoc.edu
Jose Antonio   Ortiz  Sánchezjortizsanc_at_uoc.edu
Oriol  Egea  Rideroegea_at_uoc.edu
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La banda sonora esYou've Got A Friend

• Cuando estés hundido y con problemasY necesites
  una mano amigaY nada, nada te salga bienCierra
  tus ojos y piensa en míY pronto estaré allíPara
  iluminar hasta tu noche más oscuraEstribilloS
  ólo tienes que pronunciar mi nombreY sabes que
  allí donde estéVendré corriendo para verte de
  nuevoInvierno, primavera, verano u otoñoTodo lo
  que tienes que hacer es llamarmeY allí estaréTú
  tienes un amigoSi el cielo que te cubreSe
  oscurece y se llena de nubesY el viejo viento
  del norte empieza a soplarMantén la cabeza
  serenaY grita mi nombre en voz altaPronto me
  oirás llamando a tu puertaEstribilloNo te
  alivia saber que tienes un amigo?Cuando la gente
  puede ser tan fríaTe harán daño y te
  abandonaránE incluso te robarán el alma si te
  dejasPero no te dejesEstribillo

When you're down and troubledAnd you need some
loving careAnd nothing, nothing is going
rightClose your eyes and think of meAnd soon I
will be thereTo brighten up even your darkest
nightChorusYou just call out my nameAnd you
know wherever I amI'll come running to see you
againWinter, spring, summer or fallAll you have
to do is callAnd I'll be thereYou've got a
friendIf the sky above youGrows dark and full
of cloudsAnd that old north wind begins to
blowKeep your head togetherAnd call my name out
loudSoon you'll hear me knocking at your
doorChorusAin't it good to know that you've
got a friend?When people can be so coldThey'll
hurt you, and desert youAnd take your soul if
you let themOh, but don't you let them James
Taylor