Saturn Road Valentines Party 2006 presents

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Saturn Road Valentines Party 2006presents
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Trey Laminack
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Trey
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• Fill a jar with romantic coupons for candlelight
  dinner, picnic, or watching a sunset

• Fill a jar with cookies.

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Trey
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• If you have love in your heart, you always have
  something to give.

• If you are
• a man that something
• is money.

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• An Italian Tradition A young woman looks out
  window for the 1st man she sees may be her true
  love.

• Other Italtian traditions include obesity and
  cow-towing to Hitler.

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Trey
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• What a woman really wants for V-Day Flowers,
  Jewelry, Theatre Tickets, Perfume or Candy.

• Men, please note you are not on this list.

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Trey
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• More romantic coupon
• Breakfast in bed.
• One big bear hug

• Wink wink

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Trey
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• Single women often spend V-Day giving cards,
  calling friends, throwing parties and cooking
  special meals.

• Single women spend the day desperately pretending
  not to care.

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Trey
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• Who recieves the most cards?
• Teachers, then moms, then wives, lastly
  girlfriends.

• I think a typo omitted Prison Wardens from this
  list.

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Trey
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• Words women love to hear
• I cherish you.
• I need you.
• I adore you.

• The words
• Take the credit card and go.

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Trey
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• Words that men love to hear
• I believe in you.
• I want you.
• I feel safe with you.

• This is the last thing Ill say for the next 3
  hours.

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Trey
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• Let all you do be done in love.
• 1 Cor. 1614

• This makes hate-mail harder to write but more
  creative.

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Trey
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• Napoleon often sent love letters to his beloved
  while at war, even when it endangered messengers.

• Yeah, but that guy had a Napoleon Complex.

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Trey
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• Romantic Suggestion Call her when she leasts
  expect it to say, I love you.

• They never expect a call while in the bathroom.

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Trey
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• Take a moonlight picnic. Dont forget blanket
  and book of poetry.

• Also dont forget GPS, bug spray, and a barf
  bucket to go with the poetry.

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Trey
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• Take a walk together under the light of a full
  moon.

• Beware werewolves!

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Trey
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• Kidnap your spouse for an overnight stay at a
  bed and breakfast.

• Kidnap your spouse for an overnight stay at a
  plastic surgeon.
• (This one was probably unpopular.)

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Trey
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• Plan a day of roses. Place them on the pillows,
  in the car and on their office seat.

• If she is allergic to roses use watermellon or
  toenail clippings.

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Trey
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• Gift Hunt leave romantic clues leading to your
  gift.

• Clue 1
• Your gift is hidden at the mall, take my credit
  card and go find it.
• Ps. Its hidden in a 40 or less area.

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Trey
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• In Wales, they exchange keys and spoons on
  Valentines day.

• Tom Jones is also from Wales
• Nuff Said.

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• Gifts that dont cost a cent
• The Gift of listening.
• The gift of laughter.
• The gift of love.

• If you give those expect
• The gift of divorce.

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Trey
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• The perfect gift on V-Day is a kiss and three
  little words
• I love you.

• The Six Words
• I love the idea of you.
• Didnt rate as high.

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Trey
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• Never forget the most powerful force on earth is
  love.

• The love of pizza.

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Trey
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• Pres. Andrew Jackson said, Heaven will not be
  heaven to me if I do not meet my wife there.

• I hope to meet my wife before then.

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Trey
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• Love is two souls with a single thought, along
  with two hearts that beat as one.

• Love is two souls with a single thought, and
  chances are that thought is the womans idea.

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Did you win?
Trey Laminack
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Women Win If

• You won if you DID NOT say something along the
  lines of Now I know why Trey is single.

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Men win if

• Men you won if you didnt laugh so hard you will
  have to sleep on the couch tonight.