Canterbury Bulldogs

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Canterbury Bulldogs

• Slideshow Presentation
• Created By Crystal

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Super Reni
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Hazem El Masri
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• Hazem plays winger for the Canterbury Bulldogs
• He has a daughter
• He is Lebanese
• Lebanese cucumbers are called Hazems due to his
  ethic background

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Braith Anasta
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• Braith Anasta holds are number 6 jersey for the
  Bulldogs
• He used to date a iron woman named Candice Falzon
• Braith is a chick magnet, and popular with the
  girls

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Brent Sherwin
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• Brent is a half back for the Canterbury Bulldogs
  with a number 7 jersey
• He has a attractive girlfriend/wife
• Brent Sherwin is a attractive man

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Willie Mason
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• Willie Mason is number 11
• He doesnt play the whole 80mins of a football
  game
• He has a girlfriend
• The media look at him for stories

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Reni Maitua

• Reni holds a number 14 jersey
• He is part of the interchange bench
• He went to school with Braith Anasta
• He was a plumber
• He was born in Sydney 1982
• He is handsome

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Sonny Bill Williams
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• Sonny is 19 years old
• He hold a number 17 jersey
• He is part of the interchange bench
• Used to live with Reni Maitua and Willie Tonga
• He is a chick magnet

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Matt Utai
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• Matt is married
• He is a winger
• Has 3 kids
• He's a hunk
• I wanna met him
• I have lots of photos of him
• Won a GF in 2004

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Jamaal Lolesi
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• He is married
• He is a Kiwi
• According to a source hes best friend at the
  bulldogs is Willie Mason
• Unable to play in a 2004 GF win
• He is nice

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Willie Tonga
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• Willie Tonga is a nice man
• Willie lives with Reni (last time I read)
• Willie apparently has a kid (I read in the
  kennel)
• I heard he is single
• I think he is number 4, not quite sure

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Luke Patten
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• Luke is a full back and hold a number 1 jersey
• Fan and people call him the General (so I read)
• I like Luke Patten, he is nice and funny
• I never met him before, but I wanna
• Single, I read

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Roy Asotasi
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• Roy has a girlfriend
• He is a Kiwi
• I like Roy
• He is funny
• I wanna met him
• He is a part of the interchange
• Thats all I have to say on him

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Ben Harris

• Ben Harris is married
• I know his Auntie named Sue
• Ben is lovely
• I like Ben
• Cant remember of hand what number jersey he hold
• Thats all I can think of

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Adam Perry
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• Adam Perry is a hooker
• Wonder how much he charges? Hahahaha joking
• He holds a number 9 jersey
• Has a girlfriend so I read in the kennel

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Corey Hughes
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• Corey Hughes is in the interchange bench
• He has a kid apparently
• I like Corey, nice smile
• Cant think of anything else that I can say about
  Corey

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Mark O Meley
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• Mark is married
• Has two sons named Nick and Jake (I think)
• Marks nickname is Shrek
• I think he does look like Shrek a bit
• I like Mark, seems like a nice fella

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Former Canterbury Bulldogs
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Hutch Maiava
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• Plays for the Sharks now
• Was still in the Bulldogs team for GF victory in
  2004
• He is a kiwi
• He is an interchange bench bloke

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Nigel Vagana

• He plays for Sharks
• Left Bulldogs in 2003, the year before 2004 GF
  victory
• He is related to Reni Maitua apparently I read
• Last name looks like a Vagina

NIGEL SAYS HELP ME IM GETTING KIDNAPED
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Steve Price

• Steve is now a warrior
• Steve captain the Bulldogs in 2004
• He was unable to captain GF in 2004, due to an
  injury
• Team mate Thurston give him his premiership ring
• Married with kids

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IMPORTANT NOTICE
HELP ME

• Super Reni has kidnap Nigel Vagana Picture
• Sorry for any errors that have occurred
• Super Reni will be giving a death Sentence
• This involves him being run over by a car

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OUCH!
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R.I.P

• Here lies the body of Super Reni
• Rest in Peace
• The worlds sympathy is on the earth above you
• Life a happy and peaceful after life
• DONT STEAL ANY MORE PICTURES!

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