Seinfeld: A Presentation About Nothing

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Seinfeld A Presentation About Nothing

• Brought to you by
• John Foster
• Steven Gould
• Marcy Minton
• Emily Burbine
• Art Vandelay

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Who are these people??

• Jerry
• George
• Elaine
• Kramer

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Meet Jerry Seinfeld

• Jerry plays himself in the show.
• Hes just your average guy (if you consider
  stand-up comics as average).
• Always leaves his door unlocked when at home (no
  one in NY really does this).

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Jerry's Friends
George Costanza
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Jerry's Friends
George Costanza
Elaine Benes
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Jerry's Friends
George Costanza
Elaine Benes
Cosmo Kramer
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George Costanza

• Played by Jason Alexander.
• Jerrys best friend.
• Only intermittently employed
• Trouble with women? Yes Indeed.

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Elaine Benes

• Played by Julia Louis Dreyfus.
• Jerrys ex-girlfriend
• Many boyfriends, most are insane.
• Works designing coffee-table books (good work if
  you can get it).

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Cosmo Kramer

• Played by Michael Richards.
• Jerrys next door neighbor.
• Author of insane schemes.
• People who burst in doors in NY often get shot in
  real life.

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Whats the deal with numbers?
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Our Favorite Quotes

• Jerry
• "I thought you were happy-go-lucky."
• "No, no, no, I'm not happy, I'm not lucky,
  and I don't go. If anything, I'm
  sad-stop-unlucky. - Naomi and Jerry in "The
  Bubble Boy"
• "Ya know, I don't get it. I'm not allowed to ask
  a Chinese person where a Chinese restaurant is? I
  mean, aren't we all getting a little too
  sensitive? I mean, somebody asks me which way is
  Israel, I don't fly off the handle." - in "The
  Cigar Store Indian"
• Elaine
• Oh is it two-ply? cause it it's two-ply i'll
  take one ply, one ply, one, one puny little ply,
  i'll take one measly ply..-in The Stall
• "Sometimes when I think you're the shallowest man
  I've ever met, you somehow manage to drain a
  little more out of the pool." -to Jerry in The
  Implant

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• Kramer
• -Its like a sauna in here. sitting in a
  sauna, in the The Implant
• -Alright, fine, you sit there and you watch
  while Newman takes over the world. But hed be a
  horrible leader. And you know whos going to
  suffer? The little people. You and George.
  to Jerry in the Label Maker
• George
• "Horse manure's not that bad. I don't even mind
  the word manure. It's newer, which is good, and a
  ma in front of it. Ma-Newer. When you consider
  the other choices, manure is actually pretty
  refreshing." in The Soup
• "What's so great about a mom and pop store? Let
  me tell you something, if my mom and pop ran a
  store I wouldn't shop there." -in "The Mom and
  Pop Store"
• "Hey, it's George. I got nothing to say." -
  leaving a message on Jerry's answering machine,
  in "The Chinese Woman"

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Our Favorite Episodes
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The Soup Nazi

• Jerrys neighborhood dispenser of delicious
  treats. No soup for you!

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Goodbye, Newman