libr five hundred [ foundations of information technology ]

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libr five hundred foundations of information
technology

• joshua wager
• josh_at_ladahitam.net

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in two minutes youll know

• what my name is
• where im from
• how old i am
• what ive studied

• where ive worked
• why im here
• who im married to
• who i helped make

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buckle up

• here we go

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my name is joshua and im

• a sort-of-proud ohioan
• a not-so-proud american
• thirty-two
• male

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anyhow lookit what i gots

• a b.a. in spanish literature
• university of cincinnati
• an m.a. in hispanic literature
• indiana university

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my degrees helped me get jobs in the pizza
industry

• i was better at those jobs
• than i was at

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teaching

• in the u.s. spanish
• in korea esl
• in indonesia esl and web design

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it turns out i was

• not a very good teacher

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in fact i came here to

• stop obstructing
• my students progress
• learn to obstruct
• library users in their searches
• ha ha i mean help them

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these fades are annoying even me

• and im not here

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now heres a fine woman

• her name is debbie
• shes not from this hemisphere
• shes a graphic
• designer
• shes my wife

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i helped her make two boys who are
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this is how much i helped
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this is what they look like

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thats all

• end of presentation
• good-bye