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Do you think my orbitals make me look fat?
No YOU look ThIN
Bad Chemistry Humor
Out of this world
Out of Shape
Phe-nominial chemistry
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Out of Shape
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Between two atoms, I represent a pair of
electrons.
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I represent heat or change.
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Sugar and benzene have me.
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One less side than the ones in old Egypt, ammonia
is my shape.
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I make transition metals complex.
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Out of this world
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Helium was discovered here before it was found on
earth.
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Evil sister of the earth, H2SO4 is my greenhouse
gas.
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No global warming here even though my atmosphere
is mostly CO2.
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Ancient foreteller Of doom, Im really mostly H2O.
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Currently being visited by Cassini, I have a moon
made of the molecules of fossil fuel.
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Phe-nominial chemistry
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Contained in Tylenol, a common fever reducer and
painkiller.
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DiPHEnhydramine is more commonly known as this
common brand name of anti-histamine.
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Motrin contains this potent analgesic.
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Marketed by a green and slimy chap, Guaifenesin
breaks this up.
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Now limited in sales, psuedoephedrine speeds
this antihistamine.
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Do you think my orbitals make me look fat?
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1.008
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12.011
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32.066
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35.453
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238.029
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No YOU look ThIN.
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Element named after Thor, the Norse God of War.
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Radioactive element discovered in 1798 by Martin
Klaproth, commonly used in fuels and weapons.
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This elements name originated from a Swedish
village and is used to increase the strength of
several alloys.
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This element is a blue-black solid which
volatizes at room temperature and plays a major
role controlling metabolism.
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This man-made element discovered in 1958 at the
University of California, Berkeley was named in
honor of the Swedish chemist who invented
dynamite.
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Bad Chemistry Humor
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If a bear in Yosemite, and one in Alaska fall
into water, which one would dissolve faster? The
bear in Alaska because it's ____.
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A neutron walks into a bar, sits down and asks
for a drink. Finishing, the neutron asks "How
much?" The bartender says, "For you, no _____."
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Two atoms are walking down the street. One says,
I think Ive lost an electron. The second
one says, Are you sure? The first one
replies, Yes, Im _______.
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The concentration of a tooth in one liter of
water.
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Protons have mass? I didnt even know they were.
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