The Smelly Book

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The Smelly Book
by 1N
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Nappies have a horrid pong.
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Smelly pigs smell very strong.
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Smelly hair and
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smelly chairs,
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but worst of all are smelly pears!
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Ferrets are a very smelly bunch. They can put you
off your lunch!
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Smelly custard that goes quite stiff has the most
disgusting whiff.
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My sweaty gloves smell quite bad. They sometimes
drives my mum quite mad!
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Smelly dogs howl and bawl.
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Smelly flowers arent good at all.
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I really dont like smelly tins.
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They smell as bad as rubbish bins.
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Smelly beehives,
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smelly bees,
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soggy socks that smell of cheese.
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Smelly skunks need
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smelly soap.
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But for smelly cows theres just no hope.
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Smelly beavers,
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smelly fish,
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smelly sausages make a smelly dish.
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Smelly legs with smelly knees,
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Smell even worse than smelly trees.
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Whats behind the smelly door?
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Some smelly broccoli on the floor!
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Smelly toothbrush,
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Smelly teeth,
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Smell as bad as smelly feet.
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If we all were smelly cats,
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We could chase some smelly rats.